land-locked humans. I'm sure you're thinking, "who's this shark and where's Ann?".
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Turbo, and I am Ann's most prized possession.
Ann and I met while she was working a job as a window
salesperson in 2019. It was love at first sight. Tethered souls. Twin flames. Or better yet, twin fins.
From the moment we met, we realized we were one and the same. We both take big bites, sometimes to a fault. Most of the time we swim slow and steady, but when we want something, very little will stop us. Whether it’s choosing to dive deep, swim fast, or simply ride the wave, we’re always moving forward. It’s in our nature.
Throughout our time together, Ann has taught me to always be resilient, ignore the shark week haters, and that it's ok to go against the current. But most importantly, that ads are friends, not food.